ZEROSQRT

THE SQUARE ROOT OF ZERO IS STILL ZERO.
SOMETIMES THE ANSWER IS NOTHING.
AND THAT'S EVERYTHING.

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001

MANIFEST

WE BUILD THINGS

Software. Tools. Ideas. We write code that does what it says. No frameworks for the sake of frameworks. No abstractions hiding nothing.

WE SHARE OPENLY

Knowledge compounds. Hoarding is entropy. Everything here is for the community—fork it, break it, make it better.

WE EMBRACE THE VOID

√0 = 0. Some problems have trivial solutions. Some have none. Knowing which is which—that's the craft.

002

PROJECTS

[ ACTIVE ]

NULL_POINTER

A minimalist task runner. Does one thing. Does it well. 47 lines of shell.

SHELL MIT v1.0.0
[ ACTIVE ]

VOID_CAST

Type-safe nothing. When your API needs to return something that is explicitly nothing.

TYPESCRIPT MIT v0.1.0
[ EXPERIMENTAL ]

SQRT_NEG_ONE

For when reality isn't enough. Complex number utilities that actually make sense.

RUST MIT v0.0.1
[ ARCHIVED ]

BIT_BUCKET

A place for dead code to rest. Lessons learned, mistakes documented.

VARIOUS UNLICENSE --
003

COMMUNITY

zerosqrt@community:~$

$ cat /etc/community/rules.txt

1. BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER

2. SHOW YOUR WORK

3. ASK QUESTIONS (THERE ARE NO DUMB ONES)

4. HELP WHEN YOU CAN

5. CELEBRATE FAILURES (THEY'RE DATA)

$

COFFEE CONSUMED
0 BUGS (THAT WE KNOW OF)
√0 SHORTCUTS TAKEN
004

TRANSMISSIONS

WHY I STOPPED OPTIMIZING AND LEARNED TO LOVE O(N)

Premature optimization is the root of all evil. But also, sometimes N is just 12.

THE BEAUTY OF BORING TECHNOLOGY

PostgreSQL. Cron. Shell scripts. Battle-tested and still standing.

ZERO-DEPENDENCY MANIFESTO

node_modules weighs more than your application. Let's talk about that.

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CONTACT

PGP: 0x0000000000000000

(Yes, that's intentionally all zeros)